Review by ThisIsMyClone (Unregistered user) @ 2011-09-01 19:32:16
Favourite girl / boy:
I will put all my reviews of Tallinn strip clubs here.
Frankly they were terrible. We went to 4/5 and it is worse than London with higher expectancy.
First off Mr XXX. We went in and sat down. There were 4 dancers but not a single one came over to us for 10 minutes. One girl got on stage and gave a reasonable stage show. She then came round asking for €5 tips from all 6 of us. ok. She was the first to come and talk to us, after about 20 minutes in the empty club. I agree to take her private for €100 where she promised the time of my life...wow...what a load of tosh. I ended up slow dancing with her and she had a pretty terrible attitude. She was nude for about 2 minutes of 15, and there was no touching anything, no lapdance, it was just insanely dull.
So we left and went to Inferno...we left 3 minutes later.
Next day we thought we would try our luck at another strip club on Viru, near the corner of Vene. There were a few girls here and it seemed better. Girls dancing and coming over, a decent lap dance on the floor. The waitress (owner?) came and took our orders, she asked if she could keep €10 as a tip, i said sure. 10 minutes later she comes back and asks if i would like to buy a girl a drink, i said no, i would rather have a dance, to which she took the dancer away!!!!!!!!!
So 2 of us went to Borsi bar and the rest went back to the hotel. Borsi was by far the best. There were only 3 girls in there but the private dances were at least what we expected, some touching, nudity, some grinding. Not awesome but certainly by a country mile the best and still pretty good.
Lastly, we gave it one last go at 'Stilettos'. Again nobody came over for 10 minutes. We took a couple of girls private but the shows were non touching, short, and the rooms very dark. My dancer asked 3 times for a tip where i finally relented despite it being poor and then asked for a second tip! We left after that.
All in all we found Tallinn to be hugely disappointing given its reputation as a stag destination. I visited Prague last week and it was infinately better
